SSIMS 

Also referred to as a failed abortion, SSIMS is the epitome of disappointment in humankind. Plagued with such ailments as Autism, Retardation, being a faggot, this creature lives a sad existence. Due to insecurities brought on by childhood neglect from an absentee father, it resorts to questionable means of coping which includes lies, memes, and the skillful ability of being able to dodge questions. No one knows where the SSIMS originated from, however there are some speculations that it was a failed experiment. Still living today, masquerading as an internet troll, SSIMS is constantly trying to ruin the lives of others in a sad attempt to make others feel as pathetic and sad as he had felt his whole life.

Ew, why would anyone make a sentence with SSIMS?

SSIMS by Ian Ter Netrole February 25, 2019

shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times

"shimshaw creamtime."

shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

the sims 

A curiously addicting simulation game by Maxis, in which one creates and controls an enviorment modeled after our own, giving one a "God-like" power.

This game allows you to build characters (called Sims), which includes customizing their clothing, personality (and thus, zodiac signs), careers, and homes.

All Sims speak in their own interesting, nonsensical language, which is conveyed also by convenient "bubbles" over their heads that express fascinating topics such as skiing, ufos, economics, or perhaps food.

Unlike today's society, Sims are not restricted by gender, sexual orientation, appearance, nor skin color, although they may not be very bright. Sims face many obstacles throughout their days, such as going through doorways when another Sim is in their path-- often leaving them utterly baffled and confused. They also have a tendency to leap to their death when there is a kitchen fire, for they cannot resist the need to run toward it and express their terror and fear in the form of screaming, flailing, and thought bubbles.

The Sims scenario
Sim 1: Oh my. What is this quaint contraption? Ah! A doorway! Oh, what's this? Why, another Sim is in the doorway! How ever will I pass? Surely I couldn't just squeeze by, or ask Mortimer to move, for I am but a humble Sim, and cannot manage such a feat! Therefore I will just stand here and shrug repeatedly until I am manually placed elsewhere by my Master.

the sims by Casey St.John September 22, 2005

Sims Addiction

When a person is addicted to The Sims and cannot stops playing

Jon has a Sims Addiction.

Sims Addiction by jonyoungfan December 29, 2009

Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.

Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you

Sims the situation by Space typhoon September 17, 2019

Sims 2

A life-simulator that has managed to expertly tap into everyone's inner control freak. It is a lot of fun and, as said before, very addictive.

Eerily life-like virtual people get jobs, spouses, friends, home furnishings, and children. They have hobbies, wants, fears, aspirations, and drama within their social circles. It's so creepy how real they can become.

You the player are in control of everything they do and can make each sim's life perfect or a living hell - and everthing in between. Eventually Sims get old and die. Hopefully they've raised good children so their family tree can continue growing once their gone - if that's the way you'd like to play. It's totally up to you.

"My Sim is unemployed, his wife wants only to "WooHoo" with 3 other Sims, their children are failing school, the repo men are taking the refrigerator and the toilet is clogged. What am I supposed to do?"
"Delete the family and make a new one, it's just a game."
"NOOOOOO!"

Sims 2 by Anonymous August 28, 2005

The Sims 2 

The sequel to The Sims created by Maxis and EA Games. The Sims 2 has a lot more features than The Sims and is based on reality with some fiction.

It has expansion packs such as The Sims 2 University, The Sims 2 Nightlife, The Sims 2 Open For Business, and a new rumored expansion involving pets. The stuff packs include The Sims 2 Family Fun Stuff Pack and The Sims 2 Glamour Life Stuff Pack. More should come in the later years.

The Sims 2 is one of the best and most advanced games yet. From cradle to grave, it's you who plays God. You control your sims with different interactions and they have needs. You make them eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc. Or you can kill them. It's all up to you.

They have their own language, Simlish!

You can create their appearance and choose which clothes to wear, etc. You can mix their genes and they have their own family tree! They also can interact with other sims as well. They can get married, have children, etc. They have different life stages too. It goes like this: baby, toddler, child, teen, young adult (University Exp.), adult, and elder.

It's a very fun game and has a lot of things to do. I can't give out all the information so you'll just have to see for yourself. :)

The Sims 2 is an excellent game that most people will love. Humorous, romantic, wacky. I recommend this game. It works amazing on upgraded computers. You'll need a lot of RAM and a good video card to make the picture look great. People with old computers that don't have a lot of RAM, a good updated video card, and other stuff won't find this game impressing. It will go rather slow and the picture won't look good either. But, if you have an updated computer, check this game out. It's amazing especially the first time you actually see it on screen.

The Sims 2 by Sim fan September 7, 2008