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Student Sexuality Information Service: a student-run, non-profit organization devoted to promoting sexual health on the Brandeis University campus through various services. Services are completely confidential. SSIS maintains a library, holds office hours, sells safer sex products for cheap, acts as a referral service, and does outreach on campus through events. Members of the group are trained peer-counselors volunteering their time.

Students in Shapiro Campus Center.
"Yo, where's your girl goin'?"
"She's goin' upstairs to SSIS"
"Why?"
"Cause I be gettin' some tonight, dawg."

SSIS by Sexified December 9, 2008

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SSIS

Abbreviaton for Stockholm Science and Innovation School, an antic school for so called "super sussy imposter students". Beware of the disrespectful ginger in the hall and if you're lucky/unlucky you'll see two guys fondling eachother.

Is also house to a great math teacher and a funny teacher that everyone hates.

Guy 1: Hey man what's your occupation?
Guy 2: I go to SSIS
Guy 1: Dear God
Guy 3: Hey guys don't forget about my existence

SSIS by CapNCook420 February 6, 2025

marb's sis

Fabmanx' and TFS' bitch. Expert at cocksucking and sandwich position. Proficient at handjobs.

"Fabmanx, you will carry the frontal assault on the island of Clitoris. TFS, you will lead the assault on the back woods through the jungles of Rectum. Oh, and one more thing, TFS, those pulsating, nasty chunks are called shit turds, chemical warfare, no doubt. Use caution, the bitch doesnt wipe her ass very well, Godspeed.

marb's sis by Kian October 20, 2004

crissa's sis

a christmas cake

crissa's sis is a christmas cake

crissa's sis by anonktk January 29, 2019

SSISS

Stolen Since I Should Share. Used to acquire things such as memes from a person, place, or profile which doesn’t have the ability to share. Usually means that no other credit will be coming the way of the original person.

That meme got SSISSed.

SSISS by Hiro4you2 June 29, 2019

Bulkoz'sSISTER

The sister of Bulkoz but smarter and is the parents favorite. ms. harringtons favorite students sibling. most attractive. straighter than Bulkoz

I CUT MY TURTLES PENIS OFF - Bulkoz'sSISTER

Bulkoz'sSISTER by PrettierThanBulkoz February 2, 2021

Banana Mckolovon’s Sis

Mckolovon’s sis doesn’t have an official name at the moment so she used her sister’s name “Banana Mckolovon” and adds a sis to it. They are extremely talented and funny. They have a great sense of humour and make hilarious jokes. They are kind and nice towards others. They care about other people’s feelings a lot and that’s why Banana Mckolovon’s Sis is more loving than Mckolovon. They tend to help their sisters to practice singing, dancing and acting out for her stupid english presentations.

Omg Banana Mckolovon’s Sis!!!! I need a pic with her now!

Banana Mckolovon’s Sis by hello hi haha April 12, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026