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Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.
Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.
spomit by Capt.spom September 25, 2009
Related Words
SPOMW • Spom • SOMW • Somwyn • spamwich • Spome • Spoment • Spomo • spow • spowie

Spomered 

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.
"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."
Spomered by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

Spamwanker 

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)
spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt
Spamwanker by Young Bolt June 21, 2010
A towel used specifically for wiping off your penis and/or other body parts after ejaculation
Hey I just blew everywhere can you pass me that spowel

I need to wash my spowel soon
Spowel by Stacks92 April 10, 2011
Spoowag has many definitions that are widely accepted in OP, and is often shouted in the hallways at Carl Sandburg High School,and spoowag t-shirts and stickers are available.

1. n. that feeling you get after someone scares you but you realize it's a joke and you feel better but your adrenaline is still super high so you are still kind of shaking

2. n. A word you say when you are high af and everyone else around you is high too so they think it is the funniest thing ever.

3. An onomatopoeia or exclamation.

4. n. A lifestyle.

5. n. Sulfer (S) , Polonium (Po) , Oxygen (O), Tungsten (W), Silver (Ag)

6. Everything.

Look up the band Dr. Tacos and the Urine Samples for more on the founders of this word.
According to the twitter of the creator of spoowag:
"Spoowag is a spoowag."
"Drink a glass of spoowag mon."
"The only substance I am consuming is spoowag."
"Thank you very much for the spoowag I very much love the spoowag."
spoowag by kaykaychillz November 30, 2016
It’s when something is spooky but super cute at the same time.
Aww the pumpkin you carved is very spOwOky
spowoky by Ako_uwu November 10, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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