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An acronym for "Shit On My World." Primarily used for hashtags on Twitter.
Tweet: I just bought brand new tires today and just now totaled my car in an accident. #somw
SOMW by Varietalcereal October 26, 2010
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spitt(ing) out my water / spat my water

used for when something funny, weird, surprising or discusting happens
he said his feet looked like dogs and I somw

that's so somw
SOMW by semita salvia January 15, 2025
Somwon is the definition for very horny sheep count yourself zoofilic if you meet or have one
Man: is your somwon horny?

Try getting her alone a while!
Somwon by skeledank October 5, 2019
Somwyn is a beautiful, and unique name for a beautiful girl. A Somwyn has brown hair and brown eyes. She is a sweet girl but won't take any shit from nobody., But if you're nice to her you'll get to see her wild and kind side. She's usually really popular and has a million guys lining up to be with her. Somwyn's are really trustworty but they are also EXTREMELY lazy. Somwyn will usually do anything for her BFF's , she is the mom of her group. If you have a friend name Somwyn, your in luck!
Hey look, it's Somwyn
SHE'S SO HOT
Somwyn by Somolimo November 24, 2020
Somwyn attracts lots of boys named Simon. She's crazy, funny, and tall. She can be very mean when it comes to her phone, so if you take it beware. A milliuon boys line up for her everyday.
Damn, look at Somwyn
Somwyn by Somwyn was here November 24, 2020
Somwaru is most the loyal never lying an hurting you but last name is Somwaru real will help you everything God know it good family never get drugs and drunk, smoke
Someone: hey I love it your family last name is Somwaru always helping us oh my sweet it’s so amazing

Family Somwaru: lol thank you I would love helping us because I want a good person you know god : )
Somwaru by p_nunex1819 November 23, 2021

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9. 

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.
.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.
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