Spomo 

A concantenation of the two words 'Spacker' and 'Homo'.

Used to denote a person who is both a Spacker and a Homo.

Marc was a Spomo Flid of the highest order.

Spomo by Matt Whalley September 2, 2003

Spomo 

A spomo is a hybird of a spacker and a homo as defined above, but normally only in the realms of a person called Marc whose name ends with a c not a k

Marc liked being a spomo so much, he frequently licked the gwatch of bumgrapes because he is a MarmiteMiner

Spomo by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

Dirty Scomo 

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.

“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”

Dirty Scomo by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Spokompton 

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.

This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.

Spokompton by Smack Baby August 21, 2011

Going for a Scomo 

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

Going for a Scomo by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.

"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."

Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020

Scomo’d 

To abandon a situation for others to sort out

The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there

Scomo’d by Scumo December 21, 2019