SPOMBF 

Sexy Piece of Man Beast Flesh; a guy who is so good looking that he just makes women feel a primal attraction to him, and almost want to eat him alive.

Wow he is a total SPOMBF. I need to have him!

SPOMBF by Alexander Ryan February 3, 2010

spomf 

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

spomf by captainDave January 12, 2008

Spomb

Fishing bait dispenser, spod bomb, Spomb. Made in England.

Lets go Spombing? My that's a big Spomb you have. Spomb'tasting. Top Spombing. What a well Spombed fish you've caught there!

Spomb by Spomber July 1, 2011

sombfc 

suck on my big fat cock

Yo bish you need to stfu and sombfc!

sombfc by NoBodyBish November 5, 2003

Spomfy 

The word you call your fat old ugly teacher if he really starts to get on your nerves.

Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."

Spomfy by Ashley December 11, 2004

sombfad 

suck on my big fat ass dick

y don't u just shut up and sombfad

sombfad by xolo8989890101 December 2, 2010