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Ima sock you
Ima sock you by 24k._.goldyn._.lele_ November 9, 2022
You sock
You sock by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017
You are the sock around my heart
This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.
You are the sock around my heart by I’m the sock around your heart November 11, 2020
ill beat you with a tube sock
ill beat you with a tube sock by Nick vp October 23, 2008
Put all your poo in one sock
Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".
Put all your poo in one sock by MC-Australia February 8, 2008
up your sock game
up your sock game by Ants124 April 25, 2017
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