Subscription
*Purchases a BMW X7M* *Turns on the heated seats* "Heat your seats with an $18 a month subscription"
Subscription by BatmanTheFatman69 May 22, 2025
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subscription
Similar to the Indonesian slang term "langganan" with this same meaning, the slang term "subscription" refers to something that has occurred often that you're tired of happening, e.g. being scolded by your dad for every smallest of the smallest thing you do. It often describes repetitive situations that provoke annoyance or fatigue.
My dad's constant nagging about my grades has turned into a subscription I'm just tired of dealing with.
subscription by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Subscription Whore
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Video owner: Get lost you Subscription Whore!
Video owner: Get lost you Subscription Whore!
Subscription Whore by Roffle Waffles October 22, 2008
Subscription Caraa
It is an inexplicable feeling when you realisation that you sign up for something that feels never-ending, and you cannot go back (you are basically screwed). You only know this feeling when you experience it yourself.
Subscription Caraa by Susie Smith March 7, 2021
Subscription Addiction
The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.
Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.
Subscription Addiction by WizKid99 March 8, 2017
Subscription to life
A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.
“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”
Subscription to life by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021
Subscription n00b
Someone who didn't know how to subscribe to Urban Dictionary, without adding a word (similar to this one). *looks around*
"Hey man, how do you subscribe to U.D"
"Sorry, man... I'm a Subscription n00b, I had to add a word to subscribe"
"Sorry, man... I'm a Subscription n00b, I had to add a word to subscribe"
Subscription n00b by Subscription n00b April 4, 2010
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