SNAIL!! 

An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..

Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....

SNAIL!! by babooncunt July 22, 2010

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.

Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.

snail by snailfear May 7, 2011

Snail

When someone pretends to give you a fist bump but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. One person's fist is the shell and other person's hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.

Trying to snail Maya, Jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.

Snail by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Snail

A mix of snow, rain and hail.

Man, I just got caught in a snail storm. Totally bogus!

Snail by Fishtail March 26, 2008

Snail

Fucking at a very slow pace, e.g, slowly nailing someone.

She's so fine, I'd love to snail her tonight!

Snail by NiMmY March 19, 2015

snail

umm...a mullesk with a shell that slides very slowly?

really, that's really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you

snail by letusbeus December 7, 2006