SMall Shit

A ShoRt aSS PerSoN!!!!!!

AmAnDa FrEEmaN

by EsCaLaDe232323 November 6, 2003

shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008

i smell shit face

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.

Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.

by #nosekeepers July 18, 2020

Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".

I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!

by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018

like smell on shit

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.

I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

smell that shit

A phrase meant to convey proof of the fact that a form of sexual congress with a woman was so recently enjoyed as to leave a lingering scent upon the man's "active" fingers. See fingering.

Generally accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of the index and middle fingers of one hand extended together and held out under someone's nose.

Can be abbreviated STS in emails.

Whatever monkey, I took that girl home right after you guys left the bar. Come on, smell that shit!

by beaker April 19, 2005

I smell baby shit

"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.

Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."

by BitchassMcGee November 1, 2018