SMUCup

An athletic support, or jock strap, holds a jock in place over a male's penis and testicles so as to protect them from direct contact while playing sports. A jock is also commonly referred to as a cup. A SMUCup is a cup for SMU. It is a smaller version than that of an adult or junior size cup.

SMU needs to wear a SMUCup, if he wore a junior size cup to protect his twig and berries, he'd trip over it.

by Spilly November 9, 2005

sucupus

A woman who sucks the life out of a young healthy man who was supposed to have a bright successful future.

Pamela used her sexy body and breast implants to seduce Mike and get pregnant. She is such a sucupus.

by Sucker #1 March 8, 2007

smuckpuck

tricking your dog into giving you oral sex .....very nice

man i was bore last night so i got my dog to give me smuckpuck

by Oisin comeonfords February 21, 2009

smucus

A flem-like discharge from the nasal cavity

Cody sneezed and was surprised to find the board game he was playing was covered in smucus.

by 69bossassbitch69 December 3, 2018

Sucupaoze

The act of pretending to like non-Tesla EVs, but being extremely toxic in the process.

Earl told Mike Levine he sucupaoze the Mach-E, but he refused their chicken wing submission for Frunkpuppy Friday consideration.

by Bimbels March 23, 2021

Smucus

A mixture of spit and cum after a male ejaculates in a saliva filled mouth.

There is smucus everywhere!

by CharZaku March 13, 2022

smuculas

Smuculas is a way of saying someone is sexy/homosexual or racist, smuculas is also how slaves used to say that they hated their masters alot.

"woah liam your looking very SMUCULAS"

by Daddyman17 November 21, 2023