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tricking your dog into giving you oral sex .....very nice

man i was bore last night so i got my dog to give me smuckpuck

smuckpuck by Oisin comeonfords February 21, 2009

Words you can keep

suckfuckate

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.

"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

suckfuckate by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010

Related Words

smuckpuck • smuckduck • SmunkPuck • suckpucker • smuck fuck • shuckfucks • suckfucker • Shuckbuckled • smackfuckindab • Smuckafuckaleupagus

suckfucker

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

suckfuck

1.A form of sex where all you do is suck.

2. A catchy insult.

3. Also common misspelling of sickfuck

1.Anna gives a good suckfuck!

2.Dave is such a suckfuck!!!

suckfuck by JesseJJ January 6, 2009

suckduck

A term used by an old hillbilly Grandfather shortly after copping head from his dirty whore of a granddaughter

Frank, you are such a suckduck!

suckduck by Frajoe October 25, 2018

Suckucka

When someone sucks so bad telling them they suck will not do they are then labeled Suckucka meaning u double suck

"Dude that guy just kept coming into the game getting killed talks trash and leaves never got any kills what a Suckucka

Suckucka by KillerMiller July 3, 2011

Shuckbuckled

A term for when you get trolled on a chat site.

Stranger: ASL? IM K31
You: wha?
Stranger: YOU GOT SHUCKBUCKLED NOW SUCK MY PENIS

Shuckbuckled by BRIBRIniggers July 25, 2015

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026