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A flem-like discharge from the nasal cavity
Cody sneezed and was surprised to find the board game he was playing was covered in smucus.
smucus by 69bossassbitch69 December 3, 2018
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A mixture of spit and cum after a male ejaculates in a saliva filled mouth.
There is smucus everywhere!
Smucus by CharZaku March 13, 2022
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smocused 

Adjective.

A portmanteau of the words "smart" and "focused."
JDF has an incredible reading retention rate. She can remember everything she sees in the textbooks in one go because she is smocused.
smocused by tickledhamster May 20, 2011

smutussy 

A definition found on wattpad about the word smut and pussy put together
hey did you read “y/n x Ryan Reynolds smutussy story?”
smutussy by Im_gay4u April 16, 2023
An athletic support, or jock strap, holds a jock in place over a male's penis and testicles so as to protect them from direct contact while playing sports. A jock is also commonly referred to as a cup. A SMUCup is a cup for SMU. It is a smaller version than that of an adult or junior size cup.
SMU needs to wear a SMUCup, if he wore a junior size cup to protect his twig and berries, he'd trip over it.
SMUCup by Spilly November 9, 2005
To crush, flatten, or otherwise severely impact so as to cause significant devastation upon an object or person.
The cardboard box was smuushed by the truck that ran over it.

The quarterback was smuushed by the blitzing linebackers when they sacked him.
smuush by Philosopher 8 March 31, 2009

Smocusing 

the buildup of mucus caused by smoking

the act of procuring mucus by smoking heavily
"My cold is smocusing really bad"
"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"
Smocusing by ArtimusLeton November 4, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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