SMSFTI 

SMSFTI: someone save me from this imp

SMSFTI
Davis said "SMSFTI" so Raquel wouldn't know he hated her and in turn slit his god damn throat.

SMSFTI by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssoup September 4, 2010

Smifting 

Smelling your own fart.

Nobody likes to be caught smifting there own brand.

Smifting by Parker Harger May 13, 2006

smoftie 

a male over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that smoftie
P2: he looks like he's having fun being single at that age

smoftie by bing86 December 21, 2022

Smstified 

When your friends send you a text and you have no idea what they are talking about.

Person 1: LOLthat was sooooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!

Person 2: WTF I'm Smstified

Smstified by The Guy With Up Syndrome May 20, 2011