SMITHWATER

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Two girls by the names morgan smith and morgan rainwater. Who are fucking insane, have been in jail, major druggies, and are only 14, but have amazing looks on life and can give advice. and always have drugs to make everything better.

were stoned.

MORGAN SMITH AND MORGAN RAINWATER.

"Dude! did you see those fuckin girls hit that bong?"

"Yeah dude thats smithwater."

SMITHWATER by Culver October 18, 2008

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The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

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Southwater Grunt

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.

"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"

Southwater Grunt by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010

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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

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Smithpetered

The act of losing your pants and not knowing where, when, why or how this happened.

I saw you last night, and you were totally smithpetered.

Smithpetered by Smiley120 December 31, 2017

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Sethwaters

The fucking giga chad of a person is not gay and is the fucking boss

That kid over there, sethwaters is a fucking nigger

Sethwaters by Thomasmartinezisagigachad June 19, 2022

shitwater

A word used to describe being in a bad situation, a synonym to being up shit creek

Katie calls up Sophie at 2 o'clock in the morning to tell her that she just discovered rum mixes with red bull. Sophie replies, "You'd be in shitwater if you woke me up for rum."

shitwater by Vandiver August 21, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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