SMITHWATER

Two girls by the names morgan smith and morgan rainwater. Who are fucking insane, have been in jail, major druggies, and are only 14, but have amazing looks on life and can give advice. and always have drugs to make everything better.


were stoned.

MORGAN SMITH AND MORGAN RAINWATER.

"Dude! did you see those fuckin girls hit that bong?"

"Yeah dude thats smithwater."

by Culver October 18, 2008

The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Southwater Grunt

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.

"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"

by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Smithpetered

The act of losing your pants and not knowing where, when, why or how this happened.

I saw you last night, and you were totally smithpetered.

by Smiley120 December 31, 2017

Sethwaters

The fucking giga chad of a person is not gay and is the fucking boss

That kid over there, sethwaters is a fucking nigger

by Thomasmartinezisagigachad June 19, 2022

shitwater

A word used to describe being in a bad situation, a synonym to being up shit creek

Katie calls up Sophie at 2 o'clock in the morning to tell her that she just discovered rum mixes with red bull. Sophie replies, "You'd be in shitwater if you woke me up for rum."

by Vandiver August 21, 2005