Acronym for Short Man syndrome, Evangelising, ALien headed, Exasperating Remtard
A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.
A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.
Fucking hell Gavin, stop being a SMEALER and shut the fuck up.
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That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.
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That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.
by dwarft0sser February 15, 2024
Get the SMEALER mug.Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.
George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!
by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012
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A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
by Grue December 14, 2003
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by maitxa June 12, 2005
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by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016
Get the Friend Stealer mug.A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
by bromp March 19, 2008
Get the uri geller smeller mug.A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
by bromp March 19, 2008
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