Skip to main content
A small weiner
MKA: "Alex has a small weiner"
MKE: "You mean a smeaner"
smeaner by Secreatperson23 December 8, 2021
Words you can keep

Smenergy 

A yellow-orange coloured drink, sold in pints, made by mixing a bottle of the alcopop Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of a high-caffeine alcoholic energy drink called Raw Spirit. Unique to, and college drink of, University College (colloquially known as 'Castle'), a college of the University of Durham. The drink is only available in the college's bar, the Undercroft, otherwise known as the 'Undie'.
"I'm going to head down to the Undie for a Smenergy, see you there?"
Smenergy by CastleRanger February 10, 2010
Related Words
The word for the rising population of Mexicans and the Scene stereotype. When combining the two words one comes to the product, "Sceaner", a Beaner, who is scene. Scene, which is possibly one of the most fucking stupid, cancerous, retarded things on this planet known to man is now, somehow genetically mutating to form with people with Hispanic descent.
Was once a common disease amongst the Caucasian and Asian population it has, unfortunately, jumped again.
*Scans the body head to toe.*

*Teased black hair, Raccoon'd blonde streaks, with other hot vibrant colored streaks, over done eye liner and shadow, (Color scheme should look really dumb with the person's dark brownish skin), cheap, off brand clothing from the Good Will, Target and Walmart. Last but not least, a small child's backpack, with such children's shows like, Dora the Explorer, Spiderman, Batman, ect. ect. *

Viewer: "Dear god... are you listening to what she's saying? Everything she says is really god damn fucking stupid. Plus you can't even understand the bitch because of her accent"

Viewer 2: "Yes, I know, shes a Sceaner."
Sceaner by Darkshiv February 25, 2011
A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.
smeager by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004
Is someone currently breaking away from the mainstream
Independent and resourceful individual will be regarded as a smeaker. Broken away from the mainstream and independent with resources
smeaker by smeaker November 4, 2013
A man whom faps themselves till they go numb
Smegner means a man is numb from fapping
Smegner by Jerochimaru_for_life June 14, 2016
A combination of the words spandex and jeans; a speaner is a person who wears extremely tight jeans, shoes with big-ass tongues and florescent shoe laces, listens to "hipster" bands, and is very sad for no reason.
That speaner can barely walk because his jeans are too tight, his shoes are too big, and he is crying while he listens to Fall Out Boy.
Speaner by William Poochsag June 12, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
Next