A common occupation amongst the population of China and other South East Asian nations in a large collection of men stand in rows and use cheese graters to grind the dick cheese off their bellends. The fallen Smeg is then collected into a bucket and processed into a series of popular snack items as a cheese substitute which can be found in a portfolio of areas all around the world
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Get the Papa Smegler mug.Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.
George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!
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Get the Fart Smeller mug.A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
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Get the fart smeller mug.Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").
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Get the fart smeller mug.A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
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Get the uri geller smeller mug.A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
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