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Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.
Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

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Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?
by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023
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SMD while I SMH

The term "SMD while I SMH" is an acronym for "Suck my dick while I shake my head.
Megan Fox: "Wanna put it in my butt?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, smd while I smh."
by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010
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SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.
Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"
by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021
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SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012
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smd

Short term for the use of "suck my dick" phrase. Used popular in messaging.
Mike: You owe me 5 dollars bitch!

Cisco: smd
by The Instant Classic August 1, 2008
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smd

when someone says smd they mean “suck my dick” they use this when u are chatting ab them or u jus hatin on them
yoo i heard you stink
“smd !!!”
by zaa 😜 February 23, 2023
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SIU SII SMD

The abbrevation for the commonly used phrase

"Suck it up, suck it in, suck my dick"

A phrase used by lovely guys with excellent manners.
Girl : I don't wanna send you pix of me in a bra...i'm self concious :/

Boy: Uhh SIU SII SMD...

Girl: wtf...
by lizbrez March 22, 2009
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