Smd(shaking my dick)

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A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

Smd(shaking my dick) by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023

Words you can keep

SMD while I SMH

The term "SMD while I SMH" is an acronym for "Suck my dick while I shake my head.

Megan Fox: "Wanna put it in my butt?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, smd while I smh."

SMD while I SMH by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010

Related Words

Smd(shaking my dick) • SMD while I SMH • SMD • National SMD day • Serena.smd • SMD&C • smd&fmg • smd brp • smd from Texas • smd ho

SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.

Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"

SMD while I SMH by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021

SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.

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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."

SMD Mode by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012

smd

Short term for the use of "suck my dick" phrase. Used popular in messaging.

Mike: You owe me 5 dollars bitch!

Cisco: smd

smd by The Instant Classic August 1, 2008

smd

when someone says smd they mean “suck my dick” they use this when u are chatting ab them or u jus hatin on them

“yoo i heard you stink”
“smd !!!”

smd by zaa 😜 February 23, 2023

SIU SII SMD

The abbrevation for the commonly used phrase

"Suck it up, suck it in, suck my dick"

A phrase used by lovely guys with excellent manners.

Girl : I don't wanna send you pix of me in a bra...i'm self concious :/

Boy: Uhh SIU SII SMD...

Girl: wtf...

SIU SII SMD by lizbrez March 22, 2009

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026