18 definitions by lizbrez

the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence.

(commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)
*texting convo*

Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia?
Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

by lizbrez February 9, 2009
Abbreviation for "Too Bad it is Your Problem".
Commonly used in response to "not my problem."
Girl 1: Crap! I got my period!!!
Girl 2: Not my problem...
Girl 1: TBIIYP...im wearing your shorts :)
by lizbrez March 1, 2009
a. When something is not really official but is close enough to being official.

b. When someone is delusional enough to believe that something is official
Girl 1: OMG you guys are dating?? Like officially?!
Girl 2: Well...not exactly. We're kind of...fofficial
by lizbrez January 23, 2009
the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.
1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance

by lizbrez January 23, 2009
a favor that you pay for
similar to the concept of prostitution
but can be on a smaller-scale
1.
Girl 1: Will you tickle my arm please?
Girl 2: Not for free...
Girl 1:Think of it as a favor
Girl 2: No...give me money...$5...payvor!!

2. I gave the stripper $250 for a payvor in my bed. ;)
by lizbrez February 7, 2009
Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck
Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....
by lizbrez March 23, 2009
peed in my pants

(similar to the familiar j.i.m.p--jizzed in my pants)
Girl 1: Hey didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?
Girl 2; Uhhh its a little late...i already p.i.m.p
Girl 1: UM EW!!!
by lizbrez February 16, 2009