18 definitions by lizbrez

texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by lizbrez January 27, 2009

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Rushia

the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence.

(commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)

*texting convo*

Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia?
Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

by lizbrez February 9, 2009

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TBSS NMP

Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck

Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....

by lizbrez March 23, 2009

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payvor

a favor that you pay for
similar to the concept of prostitution
but can be on a smaller-scale

1.
Girl 1: Will you tickle my arm please?
Girl 2: Not for free...
Girl 1:Think of it as a favor
Girl 2: No...give me money...$5...payvor!!

2. I gave the stripper $250 for a payvor in my bed. ;)

by lizbrez February 7, 2009

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wtv pc

an expression used commonly by guys who

a. don't give a crap
b. get pissed off and want to end a conversation.
c. refuse to add the "r" to wtv thus making it wtvr

Girl: "I'm sorry but i don't wanna hook up with you this weekend"
Guy: "wtv pc"

by lizbrez February 16, 2009

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