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Slobjaüer
(pron. Slob-jow-er)
An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.
An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.
1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.
2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.
2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.
Slobjaüer by BSeezy, KDuggs, O-Shag-Nasty April 26, 2008
Related Words
SLMBJ • slabjakler • SLMBO • Slobjaüer • slobjobability • slubjob • Smbjc • smbjd • slob job • Slab job
slobjob
slobjobability
Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.
Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.
When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.
When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018
slubjob
receiving a nasty, egregious, gingival infected act of oral sex involving critically acclaimed Vapor-Trap and Hyperpop artist slubgod, also known for fighting fellow rapper zellyocho for a pluggnb beat on a hot saturday morning.
Luis: i could go for a nasty unkempt slubjob right about now
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail
slubjob by gassedthot October 5, 2021
slabjakler
A completely dumb question or action that needs a special kind of stupid to comprehend pretty much something only a completely drugged out night or person will make you say or do or just way the holy hell to much Alcohol will do it..
slabjakler by Billyz December 24, 2021
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