SLMBJ 

Secured Loan & Mortgage Baby Jesus

I am unsure how to underwrite this mortgage application, I will ask the SLMBJ.

SLMBJ by Metamec December 8, 2017

Slobjaüer 

(pron. Slob-jow-er)

An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.

1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.

2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.

Slobjaüer by BSeezy, KDuggs, O-Shag-Nasty April 26, 2008

slobjob 

A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.

Give me a slobjob, woman.

slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007

slobjobability

Ones ability to get a Slob Job.

Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability

slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018

slubjob 

receiving a nasty, egregious, gingival infected act of oral sex involving critically acclaimed Vapor-Trap and Hyperpop artist slubgod, also known for fighting fellow rapper zellyocho for a pluggnb beat on a hot saturday morning.

Luis: i could go for a nasty unkempt slubjob right about now
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail

slubjob by gassedthot October 5, 2021

SLMBO 

Softly laughing my butt off or silently laughing my butt off

My family was sleeping but my friend sent a funny text message so i was laying in bed slmbo.

SLMBO by oof-oop May 28, 2019

slabjakler 

A completely dumb question or action that needs a special kind of stupid to comprehend pretty much something only a completely drugged out night or person will make you say or do or just way the holy hell to much Alcohol will do it..

My buddy is a godamn slabjakler at every party I am at, I am leaving his next time.

slabjakler by Billyz December 24, 2021