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SLMBJ by Metamec December 8, 2017

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Slobjaüer

(pron. Slob-jow-er)

An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.

1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.

2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.

Slobjaüer by BSeezy, KDuggs, O-Shag-Nasty April 26, 2008

Related Words

SLMBJ • slabjakler • SLMBO • Slobjaüer • slobjobability • slubjob • Smbjc • smbjd • slob job • Slab job

slobjob

A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.

Give me a slobjob, woman.

slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007

slobjobability

Ones ability to get a Slob Job.

Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability

slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018

slubjob

receiving a nasty, egregious, gingival infected act of oral sex involving critically acclaimed Vapor-Trap and Hyperpop artist slubgod, also known for fighting fellow rapper zellyocho for a pluggnb beat on a hot saturday morning.

Luis: i could go for a nasty unkempt slubjob right about now
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail

slubjob by gassedthot October 5, 2021

SLMBO

Softly laughing my butt off or silently laughing my butt off

My family was sleeping but my friend sent a funny text message so i was laying in bed slmbo.

SLMBO by oof-oop May 28, 2019

slabjakler

A completely dumb question or action that needs a special kind of stupid to comprehend pretty much something only a completely drugged out night or person will make you say or do or just way the holy hell to much Alcohol will do it..

My buddy is a godamn slabjakler at every party I am at, I am leaving his next time.

slabjakler by Billyz December 24, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026