SLINGING SNOT

Quit fucking whinning

This is what you get paid to do, therefore, Quit Slinging Snot and get back to work.

by MAN APART April 24, 2006

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

snot slingin' drunk

So drunk that that one has snot hanging from the nasal cavity. Commonly, the drunk subject has no awareness of their mucus situation.

There is no way Joe is meeting us for brunch.. he was totally snot slingin' drunk last night.

by nirva February 28, 2007

snot slingin

A term to describe a person that is extremely intoxicated from excessive drinking of alcoholic beverages. Slobbering blabbering drunkeness. More then drunk, hammered or wasted. Intoxicated to the point of zero knowledge of ones behavior and the next day no recollection of the previous evenings events. Term originated in the Texas and Oklahoma regions of the USA.

Man, that chick at the bar last night was so snot slingin that she took her top off and humped my leg.

by cheezestix November 9, 2008