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A member of the Self Identifying Morons Association of New Zealand. Someone who posts a stupid comment like "covid is a scam" or "it's just a cold" then calls you a sheeple and tells you to do your own research when you present facts that counter thier 'reckons'. When they ask what a SIMANZ is you just tell them to "do you own research"
"Based on you post you are a SIMANZ"
"What's a SIMANZ?"
"DO YOUR RESEARCH"
SIMANZ by BILLYFish, the second December 16, 2020
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A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.
guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.
simant by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018
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simangaliso

Smangaliso, is someone or something that has a great personality and are quite spontaneous, fun, loving and outgoing people.
They are extremely rare to find because of there personality and caring heart to friends, family and lovers. So when you find a Smangaliso be glad you have one cuase they aren't always there.
Wow he is such a Simangaliso of a friend.
simangaliso by Smanga Moloi April 18, 2018

Simpanzee 

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.
Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.
Simpanzee by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Simpanzee 

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube
Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.
Simpanzee by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

simangele 

A lovely beautiful person with lots of money and a greatful spirit she is usually fun and loves people she is mostly a girl but can also be a boy you might think you know her by seeing her once but when you get to meet her/him she is a whole beautiful person

She is the one and only don’t let her go
Hey I’m looking for Simangele

Person: oh she is right there with a good heart
simangele by 🥂 love October 21, 2019
A She, a Man, a Panzy.... The combination of all 3; Someone who is ultra soft; someone who is really pansie like in nature; someone that doesn't want to.
What u mean u can't do it without ur lucky charms? Come on man... don't be a SHMANZY

Hurry up and kill that bug man... why u such a SHMANZY?
Shmanzy by ZebMan December 29, 2009
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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