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its a mix between shit off and fuck you!

'geez a swatch o yer baw bag'

reply ' here, shit you, hombre '

shit you by Tyny January 14, 2009

Words you can keep

Shit you

Shit

Shit you nigger

Shit you by Ethan.grant@cathstu.tas.edu.au June 2, 2023

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006

shit you not

A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.

I shit you not, I tagged dat ass.

shit you not by aiken October 21, 2002

shit you up

to steal money from work, friends and family to support your drug problem, and then kill your family if you're close to getting caught as a diversionary tactic

"I shit you up, said Alec Murdaugh after grabbing paper towels to dry his tears, after admitting stealing money. I shit a lot of people up."

shit you up by Lady Virgo February 9, 2023

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

Shit you not by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

Shit you not by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026