SEAmax

short for Southeast Asian- max.

A term incels use to describe the practice of going to more Southeast Asian countries such as Laos and Cambodia, and basically getting a ton of girls who will be enticed by US citizenship and just plain cash.

GIRLSHATEME69: Any one of us can literally go SEAmax right now and we'd get girls that are at least 7/10 in Thailand. But who the fuck wants to admit defeat and do that?

I_HAVE_A_SEX_DUNGEON: Ikr brother. Those whores only want American welfare and citizenship.

SEAmax by Ov3rpowered November 30, 2019

ryan seaman 

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

ryan seaman by Clyde the wrinkly dog June 16, 2018

Seaman's Fingers 

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

seaman bat 

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born

Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat

seaman bat by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017

The Tea Cup Seaman Special 

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

The Tea Cup Seaman Special by The Owler November 27, 2014

Seaman's Grundle 

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

Seaman's Grundle by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.

1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.

seaman belly by Valocko October 30, 2010