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A GIRL SAID "SHE GOT THE PROMOTION. GO FIGURE"
A MAN SAID " WELL DUH. SDSSO"
SDSSO by SKYJONES October 12, 2010
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Post-Sasso 

Term for a show, series or group after a prominent member left said act.
The expression was coined by famed funny man and professional chunk of coal Norm Macdonald.
"One Direction was never the same post-sasso."

"I've stopped watching Top Gear post-sasso."

"I prefer to watch silicon valley post-sasso."
"Post-sasso? What the fuck is that? That ain't a thing."
Post-Sasso by tHE_wORDSTER19 May 26, 2020
Related Words
SDSSO • sasso • Sisson • sesso • Sassoline • Sassometer • Sassonna • sassoon • sisso • Sissonx

sasso juice 

Drunken game; the confidence that causes you to hit on girls because you have just finsihed a fifth of gin, despite the fact that you can't form a coherent sentence and may or may not have wet yourself.
Man, that Adam is one pathetic drunk, but he has sure got the sasso juice.
sasso juice by Delicious April 3, 2005

Sassopotamus 

Noun: A person whose sassy behavior transcends human proportions... one might say to the level of a hippopotamus. May also be used to describe a sassy fat person.

Related to the slightly more derogatory word, sassopotabitch.
Person handing out flyers: We are having a show tonight! (offers flyer to Karen)

Karen: Oh sorry, the trash is over there...

Karen's friend: You're such a sassopotamus, Karen.
Sassopotamus by thing2 May 4, 2014
A charismatic woman, her energy can light up the room and attract lots of attention. She is a free-spirit and down to Earth woman. Sassone is a business woman and have leadership tendencies to promote human welfare. She has the potential to take on any challenge that comes her way. She is a humble being and very passionate in everything she does. She is also confident in her every move.
By her power to be a leader, I can tell she is Sassone.
sassone by Sassone Que February 16, 2021
a dump stupid idiot that cant spell the simplest fucking word, scissors.
p1: So I heard Bob spells scissors like sissors! What a dumbass!
p2: Hahaha!
Sissors by Gerrets October 18, 2020
A type of jeans in the eighties and nineties made famous by a series of two ads featuring the rangers. The most notable reference to 'sassoons' is in Tupac and Dre's California Love.
"I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes,
ever since honeys was wearin sassoons!" - Dr. Dre in Califronia Love.
sassoon by Sid Da Kid March 31, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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