The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

Occam's Scissor by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020

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scissors theater

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

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Post-Sasso

Term for a show, series or group after a prominent member left said act.
The expression was coined by famed funny man and professional chunk of coal Norm Macdonald.

"One Direction was never the same post-sasso."

"I've stopped watching Top Gear post-sasso."

"I prefer to watch silicon valley post-sasso."
"Post-sasso? What the fuck is that? That ain't a thing."

Post-Sasso by tHE_wORDSTER19 May 26, 2020

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sinsofbieber

Tara (@sinsofbieber) is a popular Justin Bieber stan on Twitter. She's known for having constant hit tweets and dragging haters to filth. She does promo for Justin online in the best ways possible and can give Scooter Braun a run for his own money. Her favourite JB album is Journals and she makes sure she reminds that to everyone everyday.

@sinsofbieber used to be @StayBiebsTweet on Twitter but thank God she changed her username.

sinsofbieber is a true bullyber

scooter should just give his job to tara cz she does it for free anyways

sinsofbieber by twitter guy October 21, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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