Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.

Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!

scqueef by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006

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scqueterfat

(Noun) English derivative. A unique piece of clothing that combines the useful aspects of a sweater, scarf and hat. They come in many combinations of colors. It can made through the processes of crocheting, knitting or sewing. If made out of black cotton or silk, it is used as the upper half of a ninja outfit.

Look, Yo..it's so cold out I really need a scqueterfat before I get sick. My hoody and skully just won't cut it today.

Also: Bro, did you see that crazy ninja with the red scqueterfat. He was just threw like 50 throwing stars in two seconds. It was awesome!

scqueterfat by justsomedudenstuff October 18, 2013

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