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sceptre head
When everything is attractive about a woman except for her head (i.e., 'cept her head). Same use as butter face.
sceptre head by sno September 29, 2004
Related Words
sceptre • sceptre head • Wyckyd Sceptre • Scepte • Scepterbody • Scepterface • scepter • Scepter Boobs • scepter head • sceptering
Wyckyd Sceptre
1. The greatest rock band in the history of rock music.
2. Fictional band starring David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.
(see also) Three Times One Minus One, the band, not the phrase.
2. Fictional band starring David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.
(see also) Three Times One Minus One, the band, not the phrase.
Wyckyd Sceptre by shanana July 29, 2003
Flesh Scepter
We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that
Flesh Scepter by B. Perm January 23, 2011
meat scepter
A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.
By text message
Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more
Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more
meat scepter by Juan john January 19, 2019
Scepterface
Scepterface: This is a lesser known term (because I coined it myself and am trying to spread it to the masses) of the widely popular phrase "Butterface" This phrase is used for all women with a gorgeous body but unfortunately a face that compares to the ass of baboon.
Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.
Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.
Goddamn!! Why? Jaimie has the nicest perky 36 C titties, curvy waist with a big ass to match........everything is perfect "Scepterface"
Scepterface by The Big "O" July 14, 2009
Meat Scepter
Meat Scepter by four.ethan March 27, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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