1. The greatest rock band in the history of rock music.
2. Fictional band starring David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

(see also) Three Times One Minus One, the band, not the phrase.

Wyckyd Sceptre rocks the shit out of m,y ass, into the toilet.

Wyckyd Sceptre by shanana July 29, 2003

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Flesh Scepter

Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that

Flesh Scepter by B. Perm January 23, 2011

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meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

meat scepter by Juan john January 19, 2019

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Scepterface

Scepterface: This is a lesser known term (because I coined it myself and am trying to spread it to the masses) of the widely popular phrase "Butterface" This phrase is used for all women with a gorgeous body but unfortunately a face that compares to the ass of baboon.

Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.

Goddamn!! Why? Jaimie has the nicest perky 36 C titties, curvy waist with a big ass to match........everything is perfect "Scepterface"

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Meat Scepter

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

Meat Scepter by four.ethan March 27, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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