sceptre 

Marjuana, pot, grass

Hey, man, have a puff of this great sceptre!

sceptre by Word up October 16, 2003

sceptre head 

When everything is attractive about a woman except for her head (i.e., 'cept her head). Same use as butter face.

That sceptre head girl's body is bangin': everything is great 'cept her head.

sceptre head by sno September 29, 2004

Wyckyd Sceptre 

1. The greatest rock band in the history of rock music.
2. Fictional band starring David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

(see also) Three Times One Minus One, the band, not the phrase.

Wyckyd Sceptre rocks the shit out of m,y ass, into the toilet.

Wyckyd Sceptre by shanana July 29, 2003

Flesh Scepter

Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that

Flesh Scepter by B. Perm January 23, 2011

meat scepter 

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

meat scepter by Juan john January 19, 2019

Scepterface 

Scepterface: This is a lesser known term (because I coined it myself and am trying to spread it to the masses) of the widely popular phrase "Butterface" This phrase is used for all women with a gorgeous body but unfortunately a face that compares to the ass of baboon.

Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.

Goddamn!! Why? Jaimie has the nicest perky 36 C titties, curvy waist with a big ass to match........everything is perfect "Scepterface"

Scepterface by The Big "O" July 14, 2009

Meat Scepter 

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

Meat Scepter by four.ethan March 27, 2019