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soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!
me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
sloti: acronym (verb)

s.l.o.t.i
silently laughing on the inside

most people do not actually laugh out loud when they type LOL to someone but instead are silently laughing on the inside.

trademark-shannon rupp "totes sloti"
(in text form)
shannon-hey pam did you hear about what happened to ryan?
pam-totally did sloti
sloti by totes sloti June 18, 2011
The act of a male performing oral sex on himself. Very difficult for men over 18. Older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his penis lengthened. Solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. Side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.
I don't go out much now that I've learned solotio.
solotio by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

splotion 

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.
If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.
splotion by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion 

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.
"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"
splotion by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Slotizen 

GM Slotizens. -- Good Morning Slotizens
Slotizen by 11Slotie February 15, 2022