SBLOTI

Acronym for “Smiling but laughing on the inside” , used in Formal replacement of LMFAO OR LOL when I’m actuality You are simply smiling

“She not even Laughing she’s SBLOTI”

“That’s was soooo funny I’m SBLOTI”

by SamayahTheMelaninBarbie July 19, 2022

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

sloti

sloti: acronym (verb)

s.l.o.t.i
silently laughing on the inside

most people do not actually laugh out loud when they type LOL to someone but instead are silently laughing on the inside.

trademark-shannon rupp "totes sloti"

(in text form)
shannon-hey pam did you hear about what happened to ryan?
pam-totally did sloti

by totes sloti June 18, 2011

solotio

The act of a male performing oral sex on himself. Very difficult for men over 18. Older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his penis lengthened. Solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. Side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.

I don't go out much now that I've learned solotio.

by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Slotizen

A citizen of Slotiverse.

GM Slotizens. -- Good Morning Slotizens

by 11Slotie February 15, 2022