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Eric: Weren't you supposed to go to the movies with her last night?

Mike: Yeah, I was but i got sampled.

Eric: Again? Ouch
by CincyWalk June 11, 2008
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SAMPLED!

When one is dominated in such a manner that it creates a supernova; a free ownage upon others
Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.
by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009
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swampled

The state of an employee when the amount of work is greater than the number of hours in the day.
I'm hoping to get these budgets finished on Thursday; right now I'm just swampled and can't get to them.
by JennBenn August 15, 2006
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Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
by andiego July 17, 2012
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Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.
I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?
by Marlos March 12, 2010
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Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.
Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."
by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010
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tuna sample

When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt
Damn Mariah stop showing me your vagina, it's making me want a tuna sample.
by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009
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