SAMPEM

An acronym standing for Skinny able-bodied Masc Presenting Egotistical Manipulator

Of course a sampem would tell you they think that people care about their narrow-minded opinion.

by fellowrealhuman October 20, 2022

SameMan6

TheSameMan6 is a term loosely used for a type of Overwatch player with severe allergies consisting of stuffy noses, and sore throats causing them to sound like a squid having sex whenever they try to speak clearly.

That SameMan6 is playing Trove, what a nerd.

by wpkoski January 25, 2018

sampam

sampam is dreams nickname for twitch streamer sapnap, sampam is so attractive and if someone says he isn’t then they are an alien virus and must be destroyed instantly

“have you seen sampam”
“yes! but only dream can call him that.”
“he is very attractive”

by quackity (ipad kid) April 25, 2021

sampampapi

founder of the pussyslayers.

do you know who came up with cumblender? yea fag it was sampampapi

by sampampapi October 21, 2019

sameemed

Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d

To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.

he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.

Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!

by Riffjob January 11, 2009

sampee

uses:
1. sampee is an ambidextrious explicitive that can be used to substitute the words "nigger" and "fuck".

2. sampee can also be a fictional representation for something important.

3. "bullshit"

examples in dialogue:
kerpal:
"that fucking sampee never comes into work and when he does he's always talking sampee."

abtar:
"yeah, you're right about that! hey, we have to prepare for the 9:00am sampee or we'll be in trouble."

kerpal:
"i hate listening to that sampee every other monday morning."

by dr. shompsky-al-kerpal May 21, 2004

Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

by NotoriousG July 11, 2020