sameemed

Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d

To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.

he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.

Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!

by Riffjob February 3, 2008

Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

by NotoriousG July 11, 2020

sameem

a mad hot cutie who religiously follows cool blogs, has an amazingly versatile voice, and makes awesome indie music.

I was stalking that guy the other day and after reading the gizmodo articles he posted and listening to saviour on his myspace, I couldn't help thinking out loud 'damn he's such a sameem'!

by ugh203 February 7, 2010