sameemed Share definition Flag Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller. he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night. Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit! sameemed by Riffjob January 11, 2009 Get the sameemed mug.