Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.

my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t by s_t17 May 14, 2008

S.D.D.B.S

An abbreviation for Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome. S.D.D.B.S is an intense neurological disorder based on the needs of the male genitalia and the male sex hormone. This disorder creates a magnificent erotic fantasy play in one's brain no matter the woman they encounter, tantalizing, and paralyzing the dick owner. If you see a friend or loved one show intense sexual need for the most out-of-pocket women, such as your grandma, Guthrie, they should see a doctor immediately. If you see a friend or loved one fall in love with a woman from an anime, tv show, or the app Instagram, they also should see a doctor immediately. Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome can affect cognitive function up to 75% in severe cases, if you notice signs of Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome please call your family physician as soon as possible.

My dad has been suffering from S.D.D.B.S, and he has been trying to mack on the lunch ladies in my high school each day since the diagnosis, it's disgusting.. but he can't help his brain.

S.D.D.B.S by jackslub January 20, 2023

I.k.w.b.s.c.l.y.s.d.m.c

I know we’d be so complicated, loving you sometimes drives me crazy.

I.k.w.b.s.c.l.y.s.d.m.c, hehe.
What does that mean?
I’d know we’d be so complicated, loving you sometimes drives me crazy. <3

I.k.w.b.s.c.l.y.s.d.m.c by zouka June 28, 2021

B.L.S.D.

An acronym that stands for Big Light Skin Dick

Isaac has a fat B.L.S.D.

B.L.S.D. by IN DAT DIRT BOX May 8, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026