S-cat

The sweetest cat in town.

Wow, that was a sweet cat.

Yeah, it's the S-cat.

by Brynjulf Kvamme February 3, 2010

simon's cat

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting

"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"

by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018

Neo's Cat

Observational hypothesis used to determine whether the reality humans experience is actual or artificially generated. If artificially generated, the hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim. If artificially generated, this hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim.

“Did you see that? I swear to God it’s Neo's Cat all over again. Tell the programmer I want out!”

by Nano Hunter October 7, 2009

paul newman's cat

Charity, Paul Newman's cat, is whom all of Paul Newman's profits go to, hence the term on all of Paul Newman's food and drink products," All Profits To Charity."

Paul Newman's cat sure has a lot of money.

by Jedijonathan1234 July 24, 2015

Schrödinger's Cat

The subject of an experiment conducted by mad crazy quatum physics man named Schrödinger. Here is the kicker of the experiment: Most believe that Schrödinger was attempting to prove that the cat was both dead and alive at a single point in time. This is not quite true. The fellow was merely attempting to prove that the rules regarding microscopic objects (such as particles that can be in "dual states" so to speak) are in no way governed by the established laws for macroscopic objects (a cat). You see, it is well established that a cat is either A. Dead or B. Alive. Schrödinger put his cat in a solid lead box with a vial of gaseous hydrocyanic acid (HCN(g)) and a radioactive isotope with an established half life of about one hour. Because a single particle was used, the chance of it decaying was 50/50. The vial would be broken when the particle decayed, and the cat, being rather allergic to hydrocyanic acid, would die. The problem arises here. After an hour, the single radioactive particle, speaking on quatum terms, was in a dual state of decay and, eh, not decay. The laws of quatum physics say that all items in a closed system can be related with well known and well tested equations. Using these equations, the cat is in a dual state of being dead and alive. Not possible. Therefore, there can be no assumptions made regarding the relations of macroscopic objects and microscopic objects.

However, I believe the cat was just a clear cut zombie cat.

Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense.

by Nope4810 April 19, 2005

Schrödinger's Cat

To add to Nope4810's definition...

"Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense."

...Don't worry. The analogy is supposed to not make sense. Schrödinger was trying to illustrate how absurd it is to apply quantum mechanics on a macro scale.

Schrödinger's Cat is a deliberately confusing analogy trying to show how absurd the theory behind it actually is.

by lipplog August 30, 2015

H.P. Lovecraft’s cat

H.P Lovecrafts Cats name was nigger

What’s the name of H.P. Lovecraft’s Cat?

Yea it’s nigger

by slam bam 05 December 24, 2020