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Grandma's on the boat! 

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

Hershey’s on the bows

Hershey’s on the bows is when someone shoves their fist up a girls or guys butthole all the way to the elbow and pulls out with poo poo on their elbows.
“Bro, last night did you get Hershey’s on the bows?” “Yeah, there was mad dribble on the bows”

What's on the banana 

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock
Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright
What's on the banana by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

Russo's On The Bay 

A beautiful catering hall with crappy service from dirty spanish people who can careless about the customers that walk in and out of this place, which also ruins the whole experience . HELLO FRANK RUSSO WHERES THE WHITE PEOPLE? SO MUCH FOR KEEPING WITHIN THE "FAMILY".
Russo's On The Bay is great just need to fire all the dirty spanish people =) and more italians

He’s on the bush 

When you can’t find the bin and you vomit in a bush - Ella Reed
Remy runs misses, targets the leaves, he runs outside he’s on the bush
He’s on the bush by Kate01 March 19, 2022

Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing 

As quoted by Austin Powers in his movies, to have sexual intercourse.
"Come on baby, Yeah! Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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