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Grandma's on the boat! 

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

Hershey’s on the bows

Hershey’s on the bows is when someone shoves their fist up a girls or guys butthole all the way to the elbow and pulls out with poo poo on their elbows.
“Bro, last night did you get Hershey’s on the bows?” “Yeah, there was mad dribble on the bows”

What's on the banana 

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock
Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright
What's on the banana by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

Russo's On The Bay 

A beautiful catering hall with crappy service from dirty spanish people who can careless about the customers that walk in and out of this place, which also ruins the whole experience . HELLO FRANK RUSSO WHERES THE WHITE PEOPLE? SO MUCH FOR KEEPING WITHIN THE "FAMILY".
Russo's On The Bay is great just need to fire all the dirty spanish people =) and more italians

He’s on the bush 

When you can’t find the bin and you vomit in a bush - Ella Reed
Remy runs misses, targets the leaves, he runs outside he’s on the bush
He’s on the bush by Kate01 March 19, 2022

Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing 

As quoted by Austin Powers in his movies, to have sexual intercourse.
"Come on baby, Yeah! Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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