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ryan seaman
Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.
Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*
ryan seaman by Clyde the wrinkly dog June 16, 2018
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Scramblevision
The nickname for Pay Per View channels in the 1980's and 1990's that you could kind-of watch for free, often with clear audio but scrambled video.
Scramblevision by Stuvert June 7, 2013
Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs
Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?
Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019
The Canadian Scramble
“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
The Canadian Scramble by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020
Seaman's Fingers
The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Springfield Scrambler
Springfield Scrambler by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.