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Seamin is the genes that come out of a man after Wacking off or Bumping Uglies with a women/man.

Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise
If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.
seamin by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007

ryan seaman 

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.
Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

Scramblevision

The nickname for Pay Per View channels in the 1980's and 1990's that you could kind-of watch for free, often with clear audio but scrambled video.
"Did you see WrestleMania last night?"

"Yeah, I watched it in Scramblevision."
Scramblevision by Stuvert June 7, 2013

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

The Canadian Scramble 

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

Seaman's Fingers 

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.