Ruxstafarianism 

Ruxstafarianism is the belief in rux a multi universe alien, he should never be seen or caught in the making, if so he will vanish and never to be seen again, if you are a follower of ruxstafarianism then your life wishes will come true. He is always lurking in the shadows nobody sees, don’t get caught up with him, he is to never be seen in the eye of a human as he is an alien and doesn’t exist to human kind.

Ruxstafarianism is a religion of an alien you cannot see and never will, if he is lurking and you happen to see the making of him he will vanish forever

Ruxstafarianism by Ruxstafarian November 19, 2018

Rastafarianism 

How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.

Me and my Rastafarian acquaintance are on our way to Zion. Brrrraaap!
Rastafarianism.

Rastafarianism by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009

rastafarianism 

a made up term most likely by white rasta. RASTAFARI and rastafarianism are not the same, because rasta no deal wit ism and skism.

Lady: so what can you tell me about rastafarianism?
InI: what rastafarianism? ini nah deal wit rastafarianism, ini only deal with rastafari! Seen? Rasta no ism n skism, rasta jus rastafari.

rastafarianism by Ras Sampson October 16, 2005

rastafarianism 

but controversial part of the movement's religious practice is the smoking of ganga, or marijuana, as a sacrament to achieve spiritual enlightenment. The physical appearance of Rastafarians is distinguished by uncombed, coiled hair known as dreadlocks, which symbolizes the mane of the Lion of Judah (one of Haile Selassie's titles), and the wearing of red, black, green, and gold. Most Rastafarians follow special diets and many are vegetarians.

Bob Marley was a rastafarian

rastafarianism by Craziness January 16, 2005

rastafarianism 

What white people call the religious practice of Rastafarian. The term Rastafarianism is offensive to Rastafarians because they don't believe in saying -ism.

white guy: "The practice of Rastafarianism is interesting..."

rastafarianism by co co February 26, 2009

rastafarianism 

the first comment that spelled ganja wrong is both mostly correct but still fucking retarded

chuck: hey u wana smoke some ganga
larry: either your already high or your retarded, fucknuts. Say ganja like a real rastafarian. i love rastafarianism

rastafarianism by Rasjon December 17, 2008