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Rutabaga Red 

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
Rutabaga Red by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Rutabaga Rocket 

Another word to describe a double sharp in musical notation. Generally written as a small X on the staff.
“In a G sharp major scale the F is raised to a Rutabaga Rocket”
Rutabaga Rocket by adv7 November 28, 2019
Rubaba is such a Sweet, cute, gorgeous, pretty and Lovely girl. These girls are tend to be slim and they are very quiet yet can be very clowny at the same time.. At fiest she'll be a bit weird but when you gonna be friends with her, you'll become friends with bunch of more people.. She is amusing and also a Lot helpful

Never hurt Rubaba, because once you break her heart... You won't get it again
Rubaba is a pizza muzi
Le gust vo ne Rubaba
rubaba by Lilicoin November 6, 2021

rutabaga 

looks like a potato, tastes like ass
Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.
rutabaga by not a fan December 2, 2003
it's the name given to a muslim girl, literal meaning: pride.
rutba! you're so fucking beautiful!
rutba by wifeofhobi:) November 27, 2021

Rutabaga 

Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).
I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.
Rutabaga by tbIII March 31, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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