rutabanga

An insult to call a person called Ryan.

FFS Rutabanga!

by Bollock tucker June 12, 2023

Rutabaga Red

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green

Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Rutabaga Rocket

Another word to describe a double sharp in musical notation. Generally written as a small X on the staff.

“In a G sharp major scale the F is raised to a Rutabaga Rocket”

by adv7 November 28, 2019

rutabaga

looks like a potato, tastes like ass

Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.

by not a fan December 2, 2003

Rutabaga

Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).

I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.

by tbIII March 31, 2011

Rutabaga

The warm spot left on a chair after someone has been sitting in it.

"I got up from the couch for only a few minutes, but the cat is already curled up in my rutabaga."

"I hate finding a seat on a crowded train, only to realize I'm sitting in someone else's rutabaga."

by dharmadog November 3, 2018

Rutabaga

Someone who gets horrifically drunk at inappropriate social gatherings but gives great life advice

John got trollied at his niece's 4th birthday party. What a rutabaga.

by rutabaga1 February 9, 2018