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Rusty Mel 

A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!
Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!
Rusty Mel by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023
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rusty melodica 

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.
My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.

rusty melvin 

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear
He suffered from a rusty melvin
rusty melvin by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016

Rusty melodica 

Giving a rimjob while simultaneously fingering a girl.
The female version of the rusty trombone
"I heard that shes into some freaky shit, so I gave her the rusty melodica"
Rusty melodica by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018

Rusty Melodica 

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Rusty Melodica by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

Rusty Melon 

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.
My wife loves a rusty melon
Rusty Melon by Gator_4 December 6, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026