My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011
by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018
The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
by Tayus Neb October 27, 2019