One of five
basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've
busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange,
Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following
morning.
She
left her Rutabaga Red in the
crapper for all the world to see.