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When someone says something overly gross and confusing, often in a sexual manner
Person 1: time for teletubby porn
Person 2: :pepesweat:
Person 3: This is like the most Rurty thing I have ever heard
Rurty by MortyBoi December 1, 2020
Words you can keep
When someone is being overly gross and confusing, often in a sexual manner.
Person 1: time for teletubby porn
Person 2: :pepesweat:
person 3: this is like the most rurty thing I have ever heard
Rurty by MortyBoi December 1, 2020

Rusty Wizard 

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.
"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."

rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

rusty ride 

The act of being ridden anally.
She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.
rusty ride by sbp1029 October 17, 2013

rusty tugboat 

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.
Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(
rusty tugboat by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

Rusty Nickel

If you don’t wipe you’ll have a rusty nickel
Rusty Nickel by BigBen2026 September 7, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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