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Rumsfeldian
a term to describe a person's tendency to ignore facts, spoken or otherwise, when those facts are opposing to the person's own viewpoint.
Doctor: I'm afraid you only have two weeks to live.
Rumsfeldian: Yeah, my health gets better every year.
Banker: Your account is overdrawn.
Rumsfeldian: I'll write a check to cover it.
Rumsfeldian: Yeah, my health gets better every year.
Banker: Your account is overdrawn.
Rumsfeldian: I'll write a check to cover it.
Rumsfeldian by Hates_ November 23, 2006
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donald rumsfeld
Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.
donald rumsfeld by fo shizzle May 25, 2003
rumsfeldian
Derived from Donald Rumsfeld, erstwhile SECDEF and all-around meanie, the term "rumsfeldian" is an adjective used to describe a truly tremendous blunder, such as NOT pursuing the jihadis in Afghanistan or invading/occupying a hostile country with far too few troops.
rumsfeldian by succulentboi August 25, 2004
donald rumsfeld
Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.
donald rumsfeld by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003
Donald Rumsfeld
Secretary of Defense
Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.
Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.
Donald Rumsfeld by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005
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