Rumsfeldian 

a term to describe a person's tendency to ignore facts, spoken or otherwise, when those facts are opposing to the person's own viewpoint.

Doctor: I'm afraid you only have two weeks to live.
Rumsfeldian: Yeah, my health gets better every year.

Banker: Your account is overdrawn.
Rumsfeldian: I'll write a check to cover it.

Rumsfeldian by Hates_ November 23, 2006

donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.

Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

donald rumsfeld by fo shizzle May 25, 2003

rumsfeldian 

Derived from Donald Rumsfeld, erstwhile SECDEF and all-around meanie, the term "rumsfeldian" is an adjective used to describe a truly tremendous blunder, such as NOT pursuing the jihadis in Afghanistan or invading/occupying a hostile country with far too few troops.

He really screwed the pooch on that one! It was positively rumsfeldian!!

rumsfeldian by succulentboi August 25, 2004

donald rumsfeld

Soviet-style prevaricator

Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.

donald rumsfeld by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003

Rumsfeld

Batshit Crazy Warmonger, or BCW. Often inciting wars and encouraging Imperalist behaviour in uneducated leaders.

1. Jesus, my new manager is a total rumsfeld, the CEO listens to everything he says, and the companies tanking.

Rumsfeld by Tyson January 27, 2003

Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.

Sieg Heil Herr Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005

rumsfeldian 

Use of profound logic to confound the opposition, often yourself.

"We have known knowns(things we know we know), known unknowns(things we know we don't know), unknown unknowns (things we don't know we don't know), and unknown knowns (things we don't know we know)" came the rumsfeldian reply to the reporters question.

rumsfeldian by KennethM September 23, 2007