rumpy-pumpy 

(UK) heterosexual intercourse

fancy a bit of the ol' rumpy-pumpy me dear?

rumpy-pumpy by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Rumpy-Pumpy 

The kind of sex midgets have. When two midgets screw, their asses look bigger than their faces.

Papa Smurf: "Hey Mama Smurf, hows a little Rumpy-Pumpy?"

Mama Smurf: "Fuck off, I'm masturbating"

Rumpy-Pumpy by cottagecheese June 3, 2010

Rumpy Pumpy 

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

Rumpy Pumpy by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

Rumpy Pumpy 

Rumpy Pumpy means to have sex

I wanna have rumpy pumpy time with you Sketch bb

Rumpy Pumpy by KarmicLoki25566 June 15, 2016

rumpy pumpy 

polite way in asking ones partner if she wouldnt mind partaking in sexual intercourse.Of course this is actually a well known disguised code for anal rape!

Tabatha my darling do u wish to partake of some rumpy pumpy on the veranda.asked Jeremy.
Not now my darling my ass hole is still a gaping cavern from our last jaunt.

rumpy pumpy by paddingtenpair March 12, 2011

Rumpy Pumpy 

For thouse who are too up-theirselfs to say 'sex'

Do you want some rumpy pumpy tonight?

Rumpy Pumpy by Igiari May 25, 2009

Rumpy pumpy 

Is a phrase used to describe the heated sexual acts of sailors and their women after consumption of large quantities of rum

The sailors were up to some rumpy pumpy

Rumpy pumpy by Woody Matchstick February 2, 2010