Definitions by cottagecheese

Rumpy-Pumpy 

The kind of sex midgets have. When two midgets screw, their asses look bigger than their faces.

Papa Smurf: "Hey Mama Smurf, hows a little Rumpy-Pumpy?"

Mama Smurf: "Fuck off, I'm masturbating"

Rumpy-Pumpy by cottagecheese June 3, 2010