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rumpsmacker5000 

Is A Super Cyborg from the year 5000a.d. His primary objective is to pound snizz and smoke tweed. No smoking signs are powerless in his presence.
Awww shit bitch did you hear that mother fucker RumpSmacker5000 has traveled from the future to krush some chickens?!?!?!

rumpsta hoe

Rumpsta hoe
1) a woman that has a fetish for anal sex.
2) a woman who perfers anal sex over anything.
Damn that rumpsta hoe took it up the ass. i hit it all night
rumpsta hoe by billy May 13, 2005

rumpshaker 

rumpshaker is often reffered to a "phat booty"
" That girls got a rumpshaker"
rumpshaker by godfrey May 13, 2005

Rumpsack 

to land ones ass (rump) on ones testicles (sack) in a painful manner.
Robert: Ahhhh that hurts so much
Harriet: What did you do? you only sat down...
Robert: No i Rumpsacked!!
Rumpsack by RobertnHarriet August 11, 2011

rumpstick 

Rumpstick has to meanings one a girls ass after being beat by a stick and for a guy inbetween his butt and dick being beat
friend one: Damnit! they beated my rumbstick fucking hard last night!

friend two: Dude i told you to break up with them they are goin to kill you.

friend three: Dude if your get rid of them can i have them?

friend one: You fucking kinky whore!
rumpstick by kittyisnextdoor March 31, 2005

Rumpsta hoe

1. a woman who likes taking it analy.
2. a hoe that likes it in the ass
Damn, look at that ass she must be a Rumpsta hoe
Rumpsta hoe by Billy May 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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